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- The Diary of a Madwoman - Part 9
Entry 16 It’s the final countdown, doo doo doo doo, dooby doo doo doo. Imagine that soundtrack to the first part of this diary entry. I will be providing track changes as the entry progresses. I mean Jim, isn’t this the high quality multi-sense production that you didn’t know you needed! We had a lazy day and did not even contemplate getting up until after 11am. The benefits of not having kids! If you have kids, re-read that filthy sentence. Then I’ll repeat it for effect again; lie-in until we fancied getting up. Imagine that! We have four games left. It is NYE and we have a zoom call booked with Tora and Rob to learn Metro X at 5pm. AND we have a plan to drink gin and play Azul and Herd Mentality (again, because it was such a hit) with my mum and sister. AND we have a games date with the other half of our games group to drink bucks fizz and play My City until midnight strikes. So what I’m saying here is we need to put a shift in, and get our skates on. We started with a warm-up game of Ticket to Ride Europe. This game serves mostly to remind me that my European geography is not that good, neither is my pronunciation of the non-Anglicised of any European cities. Ticket to Ride is not a quick warm-up game like Point Salad or Monopoly Deal, but it is pretty straight forward. At two players it plays in about 30 minutes. MJ was absolutely diabolical at this game, which is really unusual, normally he beats me at this. Perhaps it was the colour choice? Taking yellow from the yellow-queen clearly did not do well for him! And now onto the final games. The finale. We have the full century trilogy. We originally got Century Spice Road after playing it a few times at our local board game cafe. This is a quick resource and hand management kind of game with excellent components. On your turn you are either gaining action cards, collecting spices or gaining point cards. This the first in the series, and we bought it not long after playing it for the first time at our local cafe. We have probably played spice road maybe 10 or so times in the last few months, and it is one of those games where your scoring always seems tight. Until the scoring at the end, I never know what score I am going to have, let alone anyone else. Unfortunately in October, our local game cafe closed down. This was gutting, but did give us a chance to pick up the other two in the series for a bargain price, and complete the collection. I do enjoy having a complete set of something. So even though these games are a defined part of a series, have very similar components and artwork, the games do not feel the same. The second one (Eastern Wonders) is about shipping and trading goods and is a totally different affair. You move your ship around the board to collect and trade goods. There is a ton of replayability because the board is made up of tiles and changes from game to game. It isn’t as sleek or polished as the spice road version. It is a touch more fiddly, but it is still a great game. We played this a couple of times in November and enjoyed it, although for neither of us did it usurp the original for the top spot. The third game in the series (A New World) was an unknown going into this challenge. We had never opened the box let alone knew anything about how to play it. It is a worker placement game where you place one, two or three workers out on the modular board to gain resources, upgrade or downgrade resources in order to fulfill victory point cards. Or you can rest to return all your workers to your player board for use. This mechanic always seems to come at the time you don’t want it to, which is a theme in the first game too. Ah, I hear you say, Hannah there are three games remaining. And you said it was the finale. You are a liar! Well dear reader, that there is slander and libel! Tora will set me right on the legal terms here, I think it is one of them though. I am not a fibber, not sitting in a web of lies, for you see, all the Century games can be played all at once. All three games at the same time! You can play any combination of the three as well as playing them as stand-alone games. 7 games for the cost of three. Which by the way are incredibly reasonably priced as well. So we finished our challenge by learning and playing the Triple Century. This was complicated to set up as you needed to take pieces from all three boxes. Luckily the set up and rules for any of the Century games is on a two sided A4 sheet of card. This is a feature I appreciated even more than usual at the end of this challenge. But onto the game, you are placing workers out to spots that feature mechanisms from every game. You can collect and trade resources by going to worker spots from the third game. You can place workers to gain action cards from the Spice Road game which gain you resources or trade actions and collecting these cards will also win you bonus tiles as well. You can place workers to move your ship (from the Eastern Wonders game) to trade resources and place outposts, which again can gain you bonus tiles too. Bigger better ones than those for the Spice Road actions, although they are harder to achieve. You collect cards to fulfill victory point cards (although these also cost workers too) which also have extra bonuses attached to them too. The Triple Century is a mega point salad experience. There are so many different things that you can do, and you only have enough time to do at best half of them. The game is over as soon as one player achieves 8 victory point objective cards. Which means the game doesn’t outstay its welcome. And even at the end of this mega challenge and with loads of game playing stretching out in front of us, at the end we just wanted to play again. Explore more and think of new strategies to execute. This game was the perfect finish to our challenge. It was so good that MJ gave it 10/10 and picked it as one of his Top 3 games of 2020! *plays we are the champions as an exit music piece* Now we rest! (Stats to come!)
- The Diary of a Madwoman - Part 8
Entry 14; Family Day Another gaming day, we wanted to get our numbers up so we bashed through a few games in the afternoon before having a zoom meetup with family in the evening. Games played that day; The Logo Game, Isle of Skye, Clank!, Caper, Villainous, Mysterium Park, Stramash, High Stakes. It’s hard to pick what to talk about, there is so much to say about the games from this day! The Logo Game is a game I got years and years ago, when I was addicted to some logo app which I played in the library whilst I should have been revising. It is a quiz type game, but it’s a lot easier than most others and a lot is multiple choice (multiple guess) work. It has escaped the guillotine this time. Isle of Skye is a thinkier and better version of tile laying. Premise is similar to Carcassonne but you set prices for the tiles you take. Players can pay you the cash for your tiles or not, if they are not taken then you pay the bank the price of them. The scoring changes each round as well, which shakes up what you are trying to score. I think Isle of Skye is a lot more difficult a game, but at two especially it plays incredibly quickly. We have the Journeyman expansion too which evens up play a little and prevents runaway victory still further. It also levels up the weight of the game a lot. Which in my mind means there are days you want it with the expansion and other days when without it is just right. Mysterium Park is the other one I wanted to expand on, this game is so slick. It is a trimmed down and improved version of Mysterium. Players work together to interpret “visions” from the ghost player that pertain to one of the suspects or locations. For me it scratches the Dixit and Cluedo itch at the same time. I have been running this lots over Teams as a team building exercise with work, although it was new to MJ. It has gone down a storm with loads of people, I think Libellud should really be paying me commission as I know that over 5 people have since bought their own copy... Normally the 27th is the day my extended family comes to meet up with us and we have a huge buffet spread and generally have the annual catch up. “Oh my, how you’ve grown”, well I mean I have aged, I haven’t grown for 15 years! This was of course not going to happen this year. We were not able to see any family unfortunately. So instead we decided that we would play some zoom games. My mum is an avid Azul fan (I mean since about June, but she loves it), and is usually up for games. My littlest sister previously said board games were for when you were mind numbingly bored only, oh what a pun. Although Sagrada (her favourite), Jaipur and also Can’t Stop (she really can’t) on Board Game Arena have firmly changed her viewpoint. My middle sister though, well growing up she was the reason we couldn’t play Cluedo or anything that needed three players, she will not play games. She doesn’t like them, or rules, or learning things other people know already. So her turning up was a surprise to us all! Deciding on what to play was a bit of a headache, we wanted something easy as everyone had had too much plonk and too much food to use much in the way of brain power. But because it was over video call, all our normal favourite family games of Rummikub and cards were out. So it would need to be a new game. That was easy to teach and mega easy to learn. Tall order. We eventually decided on Herd Mentality by Big Potato Games. This is a quiz game. Ah I hear you cry, you two suck at quizzes. Correct! However in Herd Mentality, you just have to write the same as the majority of others to win points! Also the questions are things that you can’t get wrong. Like “name something purple” or “name a famous John”. Which MJ came up with what I see as a mad answer, but I will leave judgement to yourselves dear reader. A famous John, what would you say? I’m thinking; John Lennon, John Major, John Lewis… I tell you what I bet none of you said. John the Baptist. He was so adamant that this was exactly what everyone else would have written. Spoiler, they hadn’t. No one had. But he went to great lengths to explain why John the Baptist was the “right” answer that we all should have written. Writing an answer that is in the majority wins you a cow point, and it is the first to 10 points. Writing an oddball answer that leaves you out of the herd earns you the pink cow of embarrassment. You can still accrue points whilst you are in possession of the pink cow, but you cannot win. And the only way to get rid of the pink cow is for someone else to give an off the wall answer to “how many times should you use the toilet a day?”. Entry 15; The almost final hurdle Don’t worry guys, we are nearly there. The last few games were on 28th and 29th, days 3 and 4 of Betwixtmas. Risk, Cthulhu Tales, Mr Jack Pocket, Dobble and Spirit Island. Risk is a game that can outstay it’s welcome immensely. Previous games of Risk have resulted in my Auntie seeing red through her red wine fog and flipping the board. It can be a dangerous game; world domination. I want to love Risk more than I think I do. Maybe we have grown out of it? We definitely won’t be sitting down to another 2 player version though. The neutral armies really do just elongate the game. Also I am pants at rolling dice. I threw 5 one’s in my first five turns. Poor yellow infantry were slaughtered. Another biggie is Spirit Island. This is the heaviest game we own. It is a hard co-operative. It’s also the game with the most interesting theme. You play as spirits that are trying to protect your homeland from invaders (people). You play cards to push the explorers back and generate fear to win. It gets a 10/10 from MJ and the same from me. It is hard, but so very satisfying to win. The game takes 90-120 mins most of the time, and you often feel like you are losing until suddenly you catch a break and pull off some combotastic masterstroke. We played Cthulhu Tales too which I can safely say is nothing like any other game we own, or any other game I’ve played. It is a story-telling game set in the Lovecraft Realm where you are trying to explain to Sanitorium staff that you are not in fact mad, and that there is a perfectly logical reason for why all these crazy things have happened. We really enjoy this at two, because we both want to be inventive and imaginative in spinning our tale. This game needs the right crowd, and the right mood to work. But I like it, and the art is a chef's kiss.
- The Diary of a Madwoman - Part 7
Entry 12 Update on Stats We have so far played 64 games, I am really feeling the fatigue now in terms of brainpower. I love games, but watching TV is easier on the brain! I have enjoyed a strong win rate up until this point. MJ was unable to overpower my strategic prowess on many of the games played so far. I also have somehow managed to win Sub Terra despite MJ becoming unconscious, me going to save him and him having the absolute cheek to go unconscious again that same turn! A few from this list have not made the cut for the collection though; Exploding Kittens is a good game but just not one I pick out of a lineup. I don’t think I like the end where you are just trying to blow up your opponent, that probably isn’t ideal when the only person I can play games with right now is my partner. A lot of “take that” perhaps is not the flavour of lockdown. Hey, that’s my fish! Is a fab little short game but the set up annoys me immensely. If there is a digital version then I would play that more. The game has the most cute penguins eve, but cute minis is not a reason to keep a game! Fluxx is so popular and so many people absolutely love it, but I just don’t like the way the rules change all the time. I guess I’m too much of a planner. Also the card that says look you won feels like a hollow victory. I like to earn a win by being good at the game, not just by drawing the winners card... For all you stat heads, here are the stats up until Christmas Number of games played; 71 (64 different games) Brand new games learnt; 8 Co-op win percentage; 85% Hannah win stats; 52% MJ win stats; 24% HB most picked colour; yellow (38%) MJ most picked colour; blue (25%) Total game time; 2170 mins (36.2 hours) Entry 13; Betwixtmas This is the name I give those days between Christmas and New Year where you don’t know which way is up, much less what day it is. We are off work, and naff all is open. So we have signed away that time to playing games and eating treats! The first day of Betwixtmas, Boxing Day, we decided to play a load of the games that we were not really looking forward to; Trivial Pursuit Shuffle was top of the list. We are pretty booksmart people, both have PhDs in Chemistry and yet we absolutely suck at quizzes and general knowledge. Even for things we like and are interested in, we just don’t retain facts. Which really does beg the question how we even got through all that schooling in the first place, but anyway. We are so bad at trivial pursuit that even the shuffle basic game took us forty mins to get through. Forty minutes for one of us to get 4 questions right! We used half the deck of question cards. We really suck at this, and that is why it will come as no surprise that this is winging its way out of our collection quick-sharp. I think the shuffle implementation is a great version of trivial pursuit and if you are even passable at general knowledge, it is probably a nice easy quick way to get your TP fix. Another we played was Struggle for Catan the card game, this game simply isn’t for me. I keep trying it and I just don’t get on with it. I incidentally don’t particularly like Catan either so I guess that shouldn’t be a surprise. Off out the collection it trots. I taught MJ how to play The Really Nasty Horse Racing Game. This is epic, epic as in good not as in long. You are racing horses and betting on the outcome. There are horses falling, remounting, runaway horses and photo finishes. It is a bit chaotic, there is a lot of underhand throwing of races to get the result you want, and it is excellent. You win millions in paper money which is always good. It definitely sings at higher player counts, but it is still a decent game at two. Silly, family weight, and good fun. As exciting as the races, but more animal-friendly. Today was a day for playing the traditional “entry level games”, we played Catan (the card version, see above) and also Carcassonne. Before playing both of these games felt like a chore, but turns out we were right about Catan but as wrong as can be about Carcassonne. Which has earnt all that praise and those glittering awards. This has been sitting on our shelf unplayed, and turns out, unjustifiably. There is something magical in the simplicity of base game Carcassonne. We did have to read the rules as we couldn’t remember much about how to play, but we enjoyed it. So much so, we rescored it out of 10. It earned its place in our collection, and we will be taking it off the shelf a lot more often. So the moral to my boxing day is don’t trust your remembered impressions always, but sometimes you might be right. And also that a PhD doesn’t make you smart. Boxing Day roundup; Linkee, Stay Tuned, Carcassonne, Struggle for Catan, Shuffle Trivial Pursuit, and The Really Nasty Horse Racing Game.
- The Diary of a Madwoman - Part 6
Entry 10; Christmas Eve It’s Christmas Eve babe, and our games house, my old man said to me, let’s play another one!” See what I did there? Good wasn’t it?! *takes a bow* Christmas Eve I had a half day at work and MJ was off, which meant we had some prime gaming time available. We are both stressed out about the challenge. We had played so many games over the past few weeks, and still had more to go. We were also trying desperately to think of ways to make our pandemic Christmas great and still feel connected to our families. I had never cooked Christmas Dinner, that was happening. We were doing stockings, there was so much to be done! We had only played 57 so had 20 more to go. Including some absolute monsters (Spirit Island, I am looking squarely at you) and quite a few we were going to have to either learn from scratch or at least skim read the rules for. Note to all readers, if you are going to do this, try not to also have to learn new games during it. It doubles the stress! After an existential crisis, we did settle down to get a load of games out of the way. That makes it sound like we didn’t enjoy them. We did, except for Dalek Dice which was as bad as we thought it could be. This came in a mystery box, and it is a dice chucking push your luck game in a teeny package. The game isn’t bad, but the theme doesn’t do anything for me, and we have Age of War which is in my mind a much better game. Anyone want to adopt a Doctor Who dice game? Hit me up! Our Christmas Eve games that we played; Dalek Dice, Hanamikoji, Glasgow, Villagers, Cat Cafe, Architects of the West Kingdom, and Fox in the Forest Duet. We have been playing almost all the games as just us two anyway, but a few of these games are two-player specific. These are games that MJ and I tend to not be able to share with anyone, so they are kind of the secret games for just us. Mostly because when we play games with others it is usually us plus more people, so a two-player is not going to fit the bill. We have introduced our siblings to Jaipur which is probably the only exception to this rule. So we played Glasgow which is a cool little tableau builder by Lookout Games. You collect resources and convert these into buildings which you place in a joint central tableau. The game ends when the 4x5 grid is filled. I like the way the turn order works where the person at the back gets to go. This is similar to Patchwork and Tokaido, and it really switches up the way you play. I think it is perfect for preventing runaway victories as well, it is always tight right until the end. Cat Cafe is an often overlooked little roll and write which is surprisingly thinky. It is also FULL O’ CATS, I really do enjoy feline themed games and this one is great. You draft a die out of the pool and then you take that die and whatever dross has been left behind to draw a symbol on one of the gaps on the sheet. Each value on the dice can either be used as the level of the gap you want to draw in, or to select one of the six symbols. If you like a roll and write, and you’re a fan of puzzles then check out cat cafe! Entry 11; Christmas Day The day is finally here, and Old Saint Nick has been incredibly kind to us this year. Our newest passion has not been kept a secret, and board games are the only thing I have really spent money on this year. Since my instagram (@saggyhead) became a 50/50 of games and the usual food and cats, this passion has not gone unnoticed and as such we were lucky to receive lots of new games or fun-boxes as they are affectionately known in our house. We were far too full of our immensely huge Christmas feast to learn any new games or indeed play anything particularly taxing. Instead we play the eternal game of My City. Which is absolutely excellent for an eternal game. I was skeptical initially about how good this was going to be. I absolutely loved the legacy game. If you haven’t played this then it absolutely must go to the top of your wishlist. The game builds but with each episode being only about half an hour to play, this is not the commitment or time sink that perhaps other bigger legacy games. I’m sad that the legacy journey is over, but I’m glad that the eternal game has enough legs to stay in our collection as a nice easy filler game. It also helps having been taught the game over the last few months as we know the rules really well.
- The Diary of a Madwoman - Part 5
Entry 9 Left to play we know have 36 games, and 15 days remaining on the challenge. These odds are far more favourable than what we have previously thankfully. We are both still working this week, I work in sales and so December has been a mad rush to get five weeks of work done in three weeks. We are both brain tired. I think I mentioned this in my last post quite a bit. We are unable to do thinky games this week and so we are only playing “easy” games. These are games we have played loads and know the rules inside out. Most of these are well worn games too. Mon; Deep Sea Adventure, High Risk Tue; A day of rest, for my brain is broken. I instead stared at the TV taking in almost zero information. I was watching MTV Cribs though, so I mean what did I miss really? Naff all I reckon. Wed; Rummikub, Pass the Pigs, Uno Flip, Monopoly Deal The mechanism most prevalent in this wee selection is Push Your Luck; High Risk, Deep Sea Adventure and Pass the Pigs. Generally these are games that MJ is terrible at. He always assumes he is invincible! Deep Sea Adventure is an Oink game for 2-6 players played over three rounds. You are divers heading into the deep to pick up treasure, trouble being each bit of treasure you take uses up some of the group air. And slows you down, thus making it a race to get back up top. And the greedier you are, the more likely you are to kill everyone including yourself. Which is of course what MJ does. Tries to kill us all. True to form, MJ didn’t manage to make it back to the submarine with any booty. He died three times out of three, so victory for Blacknell! In High Risk, you are rolling custom dice and moving your climbers up the mountain. You can choose to re-roll some of your dice, but if at any point you roll only lightning bolts, which by the way make up half the d6 faces, then your highest climber falls. This is a dice roller, and as such I really suck. MJ pushed his luck, he fell and yet he still managed to win. Sometimes the tortoise loses the race. Pass the pigs is one of my all time favourite games, and it is one of the only games that absolutely everyone loves. Regardless of age, gender or degree of sobriety, there are none who do not enjoy the frenzy of tossing a pair of pigs and counting up the points for the positions they land in. You keep scoring points until you chicken out or until you throw one spotted side and one blank side, known as a “pig out”. Shout that into the face of all who throw her. The winner is the first to score 100 points. In our game of Pass the Pigs I took an absolutely crushing defeat after throwing a “Makin’ Bacon”. This is the most undignified position to throw, whereby the two piggies are touching when they land. Throwing such a rude thing results in you going back to zero. I threw this whilst on 98 points. All the way back to zero, handing MJ victory. Absolutely devastated. Don’t worry though, I pulled it back. Smashed it at Rummikub, a great family pattern making tile laying and moving game. I have played hundreds of games of this. We used to play this on holiday every night. Until we could no longer see the difference between the black and the blue tiles or the orange or the red. You lay numbered tiles out from your stand creating sets of the same numbers, but different colours, or runs of numbers in the same colour. The aim is to try and be the first to get rid of all your tiles. But the interesting part is you can not only add to the tiles already down, but also rearrange them completely in a complicated feat of mental rejigging of the pieces already down. It is fabulous to win with a complex reorganisation move. Since there aren’t many games, I can tell you about them all I guess. Uno Flip play comes with a bit of singing. Although I will warn you there is a mild swear! Uno is a great family card game of matching colours and numbers to get rid of all your cards first. Uno Flip, unsurprisingly turns the game on its head. This version contains double sided cards, with the standard red, green, blue and yellow on one side. But there are added flip cards, where you flip your hands and decks over to the unseen side, with a cry of “Flip b*tch, get out the way”, an in my mind better version of the Ludacris classic. On the other side, there are nastier cards in turquoise, orange, pink and purple. These nasty cards include a colour change card where you keep picking up until you get one of the chosen colour. Could be one card, could be twenty one. This game lasts longer than regular uno, but it's more unpredictable and it earns its place on our shelves. Bringing up the rear is Monopoly deal. This is an excellent game unlike the name suggests. This game is all over in 15 mins, and it is a simple draw two cards, play three. Your quest is simple, collect three full sets of properties. The journey is full of property stealing and swapping. There are consent cards to try to fight back against any nasty cards chucked your way though. These “Just Say No” cards are few and far between but there are just enough in the deck to wreck your villainous plan.
- The Diary of a Madwoman - Part 4
Entry 7 This weekend was not as heavy as the previous one in terms of volume of games played. I don’t want to admit it but I am running out of steam a little. Turns out games take brain power and this close to Christmas when you work in a hectic sales environment, perhaps a few hours of games everyday after work is a touch too far? We took it easier this weekend, and played Pandemic. Still seems mad to play this whilst living through one. Thankfully we won so I didn’t have the guilt of inflicting worldwide lockdown on the imaginary world I was playing to save! We played Watergate which is a cool small box, big game experience. In this two player specific game, one person plays as the Nixon administration, and the other plays as the Washington Post editorial team. The editors are going to be trying to connect witnesses to Nixon by revealing evidence and pinning it to the board. The Nixon player is trying to get in the way by burying evidence and bribing witnesses. I played as the editors and thankfully for history, I won. Nixon was impeached and his presidency was in the bin. Where it belonged really. That does bring us to a few stats. I have been keeping track of who has been winning, and what our most chosen colours are. I’m a huge yellow fan, and so this has been picked a smidge over 20% of the time. I have been deliberately trying out other colours though, not to skew the stats but to try and not be so predictable! I have also been tracking wins, at the moment I have won 40% of the games played, and MJ has won 20% of them. There are quite a few co-op games that we have played and we have also played via video call where neither of us has won. Sat; Tabula, Watergate, Pandemic Sun; Lost Ruins of Arnak, Hero Realms, Point Salad Hero Realms and Point Salad are great, short and sweet games, I discussed Hero Realms in my top 3 games on the site. I chatted about Lost Ruins in the last diary entry, and the final one is Tabula. This is a game from the House of Marbles which is a Roman Game that is about moving glass beads around a ball according to dice rolls. It’s not a tough game, but I like it. Entry 8 The Brain Burn. It has hit, and now I have an incredibly tired brain. I absolutely love playing games. It has been my favourite thing to do during lockdown. But there is a big difference between vegging in front of the TV after a long day at work and playing at least three different games every night. We are now playing games that we often need to check the rules for. They aren’t the games we play all the time. And our brains are whacked. We have now played 51 games out of our 87 in the collection. Of those six were brand new games that we needed to learn and play. Playtime has been 1830 minutes which is more than 30 hours of game time. In a touch over a fortnight. I mean is it any wonder my brain is turning to mush? Short diary entry today as I need to get to bed and recharge. For tomorrow, we game. Again.
- The Diary of a Madwoman - Part 3
Entry 5 Our first proper weekend got us back on the straight and narrow, and we calculated we needed to average more than 3 games a day still to stay on track, so we had to push hard even during the week. We challenged ourselves to play a few games each and every weekday for this week. We not only managed that, but we bloomin’ smashed it. Mon; Solar Storm (our first co-op loss, and we were so close), Sagrada, Toakido and Takenoko Tue; Hive, Age of War, Santo Domingo, Port Royal, King and Assassins, Azul Summer Pavilion and Mancala. Wed; Ultra Tiny Epic Galaxies, Magic Maze (a loss again, this we need to practice more!), and Galaxy Truckers. Thu; Yahtzee, King of Tokyo Dark Edition, and Qwirkle Fri; Everdell, Quacks of Quedlinburg, The Mind, and Queen of Drag Card Game (this is top trumps with drag queens, I love Drag Race and got this as a gift from a great friend. This is a really well balanced game between two that we can play on the sofa and I love it. I am so proud of us and the way we managed this week which has been mega busy, we have done 4 workouts and managed to smash through 21 days as well! I enjoy all the games we played this week. Going into the week, Galaxy Truckers was on the hit list for my partner, but I’m pleased to announce that actually it has come off the list. In Galaxy Truckers you are trying to real time build yourself the best ship possible. Trouble is you only have so much space available, and you want to have as many engines as possible, and as many shields to protect against meteors, and as many laser guns to shoot down enemies, and as much storage for loot as possible, and as many cabins as possible to store crew who can go and loot abandoned ships. And well you just can’t do everything can you. The ships we had in round 3 were the best ones we had ever built. But they got completely annihilated on the mission. There were pirate attacks and meteor strikes and we barely made it through the mission. MJ managed to limp back with a ship containing only three tiles, mine was a little bigger but very battered up. He won best looking ship as his had fewer exposed connectors (because it was so small!). Entry 6 The second wobble. I have been anticipating the arrival of the Lost Ruins of Arnak for a while. I was mega excited. Even MJ was excited, we had already learnt the rules through watching videos and so when it dropped on the mat on Saturday morning, we couldn’t wait to play. But we had other games planned that needed playing, and I also needed to get a gingerbread house made. Pop over to my instagram to see how that debacle went! Stretching in front of us was a long list (we still have 52 games to play), and sitting in front of us was a grail game. Cue the lights dimming, ambient music playing and a single spotlight shining on the Lost Ruins box… We decided that we were going to play Lost Ruins in place of a game we knew was on the get rid pile. This is not cheating as the numbers were the same, still 87 games in 31 days. But it meant we didn’t have to play The Victorian Game which is the worse brother to The Really Nasty Horse Racing Game which is excellent. Having bent the rules to accommodate the new grail game, we allowed ourselves one play, and then promised to play it again on Christmas Day as a treat with the other half of our gaming group who are also our Christmas Dinner buddies. We played it and just so you know, it is exactly as good as everyone says. Lost Ruins is a deck building worker placement game (quite a few of those this year) with brilliant artwork and lots of great quality components. You are explorers discovering new dig sites in Arnak (not a real place), and trying to find artifacts and other treasures whilst not being scared off by frankly terrifying guardians. There is amongst other things a giant snake, huge spider and a massive scorpion guarding the dig sites. The replayability factor is high as there are lots of unseen components that are dealt out randomly. So no two games will feel the same. There is some player interaction in that it's a race to get the top spots. But there is little room for “take that” which I really love. If this is not a game on your radar, get it on there, it is only just out but new stock should be arriving soon and it is well worth buying.
- The Diary of a Madwoman - Part 2
Entry 3 Can we even do this? So the gravitas of the size of this challenge hit at the beginning of this weekend. On average 3 games a day, but so far we had only played 7 games in the first 7 days. So that means we are already 14 games behind. Not the perfect start! We sat on the floor of the games room and stared up at the huge towering shelves. Bulging with games to be played in the next 3 weeks, some of them we had never played, quite a few of them we had played once or twice a while ago. Some of them were meaty long heavy games like Spirit Island, many can be played in 45 mins. But 80 lots of 45 mins is a lot of time! So that was the first wobble. Getting stuck in Not one to be defeated though, we pulled our socks up and knocked a few party games off the list on Friday night over zoom. A few weeks ago I ran Mysterium Park as a team-building different exercise with my wider team, and it was so well received that a games night was asked for. So we played Cranium and also Herd Mentality. Herd Mentality is the type of quiz game I can get behind, because you don’t need to be right, just not be the odd one out. It’s like reverse-pointless. With a group of 18 people over zoom all drinking, getting the games done took a while and a bit of perseverance. But everyone enjoyed themselves and it was well received. This weekend provided us with the first opportunity to have a good run at getting stuck into the collection though. We played 9 games on Saturday, and a further 6 on the sunday. We were starting to claw back some time finally. Two of them were brand new so involved reading the instructions as well, pats on the back required for both of us for bashing out a couple of heavy sessions. Saturday; NMBR9, Abyss, Exploding Kittens, Fluxx, Talisman Legendary Tales, The Bloody Inn, Kanagawa, Sub Terra, and The Dwarves. I will start with the absolute rotters, if I had my way Exploding Kittens would have left my shelves a while ago. Alas our house is a democracy and I am outvoted. Fluxx is unbelievably popular, and there are a gazillion different variants. And yet, it just does not click with me. I don’t mind so much the constant rule changes, although it hurts my head for things to change that frequently and that quickly. But also there is a card that if you draw it says look you won. For doing nothing, for just picking up this card. What a hollow victory. So if anyone wants to rehome a copy of Fluxx 5.0, you know where a neglected one is residing. And now onto everything else, which was top drawer. I am going to cherry pick a few of the games from each group that I don’t normally talk about, to give you a flavour of how the day went. NMBR9 is the easiest quick game that never gets boring. You just flip over the deck and place the numbered tiles numbered 0 through 9 down according to the card. The tiles fit together in a tetris style, and you can lay tiles on top of one another as long as there is no overhang or blank space underneath. Tiles on the level 0 will score no points, but level one tiles score 1 value of the tile. On level two the tile score twice their value, and so on. There is no set up time, and it plays in ten mins. I love this game. If you don’t have this in your collection, then it really should be. NMBR9 is published by Z-Man Games, and is for 1-4 players. The Dwarves takes the spot for the biggest surprise of the challenge so far. This has sat on our shelf of shame for about six months now, having arrived in a mystery box and not really having inspired us from the box. You play as dwarf characters who each have unique player powers, and are trying to complete the adventure cards in the deck before time runs out. It is a dice rolling extravaganza, and we are not good at dice rolling. There is some dice mitigation that can be done as the game progresses, which was welcomed. This is a co-operative game which is almost a hybrid of Risk and Pandemic in the way that the armies cascade out causing perished land to appear and time to march onward to the impending doom. Although not the highest scored game of the day, it is the one that has really stuck in my mind. The Dwarves which felt like it was on its way out having never been played has earned its place on our shelves. Shouldn’t judge a game by its box art and blurb I guess. The Dwarves plays 1-5 players and is published by Pegasus Spiele. Sub Terra if you haven’t already played it is a great tile exploration co-op. You are cave explorers trying to get out without being caught by the horrors that lurk just around the corner or getting killed by earthquakes and floods. It is not an easy game to win, because it is so very easy to die. Anyone who has followed me for a bit will know that my track record with this game is patchy, and almost all of this can be laid at my partner’s door. No matter what character he plays, he keeps needing to be rescued. He insists on flying too close to the sun and always ends up dying. So I have yet to achieve the Gold status win. Maybe I should play it solo… Sub Terra is published by ITB Games and plays 1-6 players. Sunday; Tiny Towns, The Crew, Jaipur, Hey, That’s My Fish, Five Tribes, Codenames Duet The Crew: Quest for Planet Nine won the Kennerspiel des Jahres award for 2020, so people much more knowledgeable than me see that this game is great. This is a co-operative trick taking game where you are playing through all different missions which each have unique objectives. These start off pretty easy, but they ramp up in difficulty the more proficient you are in the game. I like trick-taking, my partner loves trick-taking. This is one of his all-time favourite games. It is sleek and it has turned trick-taking from take-that to a group experience which I find absolutely enthralling. The Crew is published by Kosmos and plays 2-5 players. Five Tribes is a Bruno Cathala masterstroke, and I shall not hear otherwise. It uses a mancala style meeple movement mechanism in the sleekest way imaginable. The game is actually quite an in-depth strategic experience, you need to bid for turn order, there is a lot of power to be had by playing two turns in a row, but are you willing to pay for that privilege? There are djiinns who unlock powerful in-game benefits and end-game scoring bonuses, then there is also the struggle to control tiles on the board too. There is, especially in the two-player version, a satisfying and yet frustrating tug of war. And this makes the end game scoring a nail-biting experience. We certainly never seem to know who has won until the final tally. Just for the record though, the winner was me. Five Tribes plays 2-4, although I love this at 2 the most, and is published by Days of Wonder. After a heavy weekend of gaming, we are almost caught up to where we should already be. So it will be no rest for the wicked this week when we will be juggling playing 3 games each evening after work and food and workouts! Wish us luck!
- The Diary of a Madwoman - Part 1
Herein lies the musings of a woman who is juggling a full time job, running her business, life, the run-up to the first Christmas she has ever hosted and trying to play her entire board game collection in a month. Strap in guys! Entry 1 Winter Challenge 2020 Inspired by The Brothers Murph who played their collection in a week, we decided to try and play our whole collection in a month. Now this is 4.5 times longer than a week, but unlike Nick and Mike, we both have full time jobs and haven’t got people making food and setting up games for us! So the challenge was to play all 87 of our games within a month. Some of these were on the shelf of shame unplayed, so we would have to learn how to play these games too. Many were pretty new too, so we had only played them once or twice, so this made it HARD. We had to play the games properly, we couldn’t skip through and deliberately cut the game short. If there was an option to play a short version though we were allowed to play that. Some of the games needed more than two players, initially we were going to exclude these. But then decided if these were able to be played over zoom then we still had to play them. So the total list was 87 different base games! So any of you who are quick at maths will realise that we had to play on average 3 games a day to manage this. And we are working full time, I work two jobs, he works one, and we workout 5 times a week. Also sleeping and eating needs to still occur. It was a challenge! I mean everyone I spoke to about it thought we had had a bump on the head to decide to do something this mad. Our reasons for the challenge Why are we doing this? Well we thought about it a few times and then started planning to see if we could actually manage it. It will be hard but we reckon if we tried that we could just about squeak over the line. And I love a challenge. We have bought a lot of games this year since lockdown. We have a games room in our house, and the shelves aren’t full, but we are getting there. So this seemed like a great way to decide on which games make the cut and which needed to be moved on to more loving homes. I mean if I’m honest, the main reason to do a slightly mad challenge, is always to see if you can! And with the current local restrictions there is not a lot else I can do. Entry 2 The first week December so far has been mad for us both workwise. I feel like I have barely had time to turn around each day trying to keep all my plates spinning. So we were not off to the best start. In the first week of the challenge, we managed to only play 7 games. A far cry from the required 21 games to stay on track. To make matters worse, all the games we managed to play were firm favourites too that we didn’t need to read the rules for and could play through quickly. The 7 games played this week were; Fort, Welcome To, Doppelt Do Clever, Captain Sonar, My City, Star Wars Unlock, 7 Wonders Duel. Top Three: Fort We love deck-builders and this is probably my second favourite (after Hero Realms). This has such a different theme where you are kids in the playground trying to build the best fort and collect pizza and toys. The interesting thing is that any cards you don’t play that turn go out in your yard, where they can be stolen by other players. This greatly affected my play style. I refused to give up my carefully chosen deck to my opponent! Fort is kooky, bright and colourful with great art. Definitely keeping it’s spot in my collection. Published by Leder Games and plays 2-4 in about 30-50 mins. Welcome To This flip and write is in my top 10 games, I love it, so of course this one keeps its spot. During the game you are trying to fill up your neighbourhood with houses that run in ascending or descending order across the three streets. There is added complexity where each number you write in will have some neighbourhood feature associated with it that you may also play. These could be fences, parks, pools, temp agencies and estate agencies trying to fulfill the contracts. Published by Blue Cocker Games, plays in 20-30 mins and 1-100 players. 7 Wonders Duel This game gets all the love, and rightly so. This drafting game is sleeker, and by all accounts, a better version of 7 wonders that is optimised for two players. You buy cards to build your engine across 3 ages, to try to win through either militarising your opponent into submission on a tug of war track. Or you can out-science them to win, or else if it comes to the end then the winner is the one with the most victory points. This game is quick enough that you can play a few rounds in a row, and if you lose by a whisker, you will want to play again until you win. Published by Repos Games, plays in 20-40 mins for 2 players. More to come soon!
- Tagine Tribes and Roasted Everdell.
About Me and Gaming I love two things most in life during lockdown; food and board games. I wanted to combine the two, and during these topsy-turvy times I’ve scrabbling around for anything that brings me joy. Like much of the UK, I am under pretty strict restrictions still, so we are still only able to play two-player games or things that are zoom-able. At the moment, I have more time than ever before, it’s “spare-time”. In the PC (pre-covid) times I was one of those people who was mad busy every day. I used to go to the gym before work sometimes, I’d work a second job after my usual 9-5, I was involved in team sports and triathlons too, so I was always training or dashing about. Enter March 2020, and I can now do none of those things, and my hour long commute has been exchanged for six steps to the home office. Lockdown is when we fell hard into gaming. We both liked playing games, we would often take a game of Hive or something with us to bars and restaurants whilst we were on holiday, but it wasn’t a thing we did much whilst at home. We had friends who played loads of games, but most of the time when we saw them we would be training on the bike or out running and then just chilling out, so we didn’t really play much. Initially when lockdown hit we set about trying to “complete” Netflix, like most of the country. But after a month or so, TV became boring and with the weather being so nice and only being allowed to exercise once a day, we started sitting out in the garden more and more. Initially reading, and then playing games. Fast forward 9 months, and here I am, proud owner of a games room, and a collection of around 100 games. We play games probably 4 times a week, sometimes just a quick hand of Monopoly Deal (this is an excellent quick game even if it does have Monopoly in the title), sometimes five or six games in a go on the weekend. Pairing Food and Games So now, in an effort to spice up game night, we have started doing themed games and meals. We pair a meal with one of our favourite games. Much like wine and food pairings, but with added games. Pairing food and games has been a benefit for me in two ways. A) it takes time to think about, plan and cook the meal. In lockdown I have nothing more abundant than time. And B) it gives a more immersive experience, so I get a touch more escapism. Now, this does call for a bit of imagination in some cases. I mean for games set in space, the themed food is either just a ready meal or a snack of freeze-dried raspberries. So I moved all space themed games off the potential list for these. In times of crisis I want good food. In this article I’ll give you a few of my top pairings of games and food. Arabian Nights So first up, an Arabian game night. This theme is quite generalised. The games that I chose to play are kind of set in a made-up version of an average of a whole load of geographical areas. Having looked it up quickly, the Arab World is a collection of 22 countries in Northern Africa and the Middle East. So I based my food on Morocco, and went for a firm favourite; tagine. Game: Five Tribes Food: A warming and fruity tagine served with unleavened bread and couscous. I went veggie with aubergine carrot and onion, but chicken is also great. The spice baharat is your friend with a tagine. Five Tribes is a meeple moving game where you are trying to gain control of cards on the board to gain the most victory points. The movement is a bit Mancala-esque (another firm favourite in my house). You pick up all the meeples from a tile and move, dropping one off at each card until you drop your last meeple. At the last card you get to collect all the meeples matching the colour of the one you dropped. Each coloured tribe has a different action associated with it, all of which help you to amass victory points. Each in totally different ways, so you want to choose the tribe you collect each turn carefully. You also want to choose your card carefully as you get to do the action of the card; claiming djinns, placing palaces and oases, or buying from the market. And if you collect the last meeple from the card you also get to claim the card as your own by placing one of your camels on it. This means you get the victory points from the card at the end. We absolutely love Bruno Cathala’s Five Tribes. It is quite thinky, but we didn’t feel the game was slow or crunchy. It was so good, we had to play a second round. Picnic in the Forest Now I did warn you that you had to be imaginative with this. So I was trying to come up with something that could be in some way linked to Everdell. I did think about rabbit or squirrel stew, but I don’t eat much meat, and the idea of eating your workers did not sit well with me. I had to go meta. The berries in Everdell really remind me of pomegranate jewels. So I ran with that. Game: Everdell Food: Zahtar Roasted Chicken (or Ficken) and pomegranate seed couscous salad. Zahtar is one of my favourite new spices to use, it has such a warming feel to it. Ras-el-hanout is also an excellent shout, and it goes with any protein. I’m not veggie but we have reduced our meat intake significantly, purely for environmental reasons. So we often add protein to our meals through pulses and the Quorn Pieces (Ficken). An added benefit is that you can cook this straight from frozen in the pan which makes it that perfect meal to knock up with cupboard staples. For an extra bit of variety add some mixed seeds into the couscous along with the pomegranate jewels, and veggies (diced carrots, celery, cucumber, tomato and pepper). Everdell is the most beautiful game in my collection. There is no game that even knocks on its door. The evertree gives it such table presence. It may well be unnecessary and a bit of a faff, but for me it is an essential part of playing the game. Everdell is a woodland themed worker-placement engine-builder. On your turn you either place workers out in the wood to collect resources or you buy cards for your tableau. The cards are either critters (cute little animals) or constructions . These cards have either an immediate effect or a recurrent effect that happens at the beginning of each season. Most of them are also worth victory points. The hardest thing about Everdell is making sure you don’t fill your tableau up too early, I always do this! Each card is worth points, and there are a number of public objectives which are also worth points. Everdell will stay in my collection forever more. I think the next purchase for me might be the Spirecrest expansion which I hear adds some great new stuff to an already quite frankly spiffing game. Happy playing, and wash your hands (before handling games after eating).
- What is it with all this anti-consumerism anyway? I just don’t buy it!
Stop. Buy nothing!! Buy nothing day is a movement that was started to try and stop the over commercialisation, aggressive price cutting and consumer addiction sales days like Black Friday has created. The movement encourages everyone to simply do one thing every Black Friday, spend nothing. This year, Black Friday falls on November 27th. Usually this is a day for finding deals by rushing to the shops, cueing outside at 5am to see what amazing discounts you can bag. This year, it will be more about online purchases, as most have turned to anyway. At a time of financial hardship for many, I am sure Black Friday will still be a massive thing for the online giants, who will draw huge crowds to their virtual storefronts. Enticing people with one time only deals. People will buy stuff they don’t need, or maybe don’t even really want. But the adrenaline rush of the purchase will keep people happy for a fleeting moment. The endorphins released that encourage us to buy more when purchasing new things is a scientifically proven fact. What is less documented is the physical and mental reaction after this wears away a minute later, an bills need to be paid. Shopping has become an addiction for many. Searching sites endlessly for products you don’t need. Sometimes even without an item in mind. Just seeing what’s there. Let’s replace that with the physical equivalent for a moment Walking around hundreds of shops looking at product after product, asking a salesperson what a thousand strangers thought of it, all at midnight for hours in your pyjamas. You’d lock that person up! An addiction or pastime? But this is what we have all become. Myself included. It’s so easy. Quite relaxing. And let’s face it, when you do find that bargain, it’s a good feeling. And I did need that air purifier anyway. Shut up! So, I get the movement against this. Lets just all have one day when we don’t spend. We put down the phones and tablets and enjoy all the other crap we have already got. Can you even remember what you bought in the last sales splurge anyway? How many times have you actually used that cheese toasty maker? And do your feet feel any better for that one use in the £99 foot spa you bought for a bargain £19.99?! For the board games industry, it is much the same. Online retailers across the globe will tout their Black Friday deals. I am sure there will be some good offers out there. Probably for games that they have surplus stock of after poor reviews as they are not actually that good, but there you go, a deal is a deal! I will probably have a look too and see what I can find. But let’s just take a moment to see it from the Buy Nothing Day campaigns point of view. They want us to stop. Why? Well a few reasons. 1. Its killing local businesses. Smaller shops cannot discount as aggressively and so people turn to the big corporates to find the best prices. Do we want our local community shops to go? They have been there for us when we need them. Providing us with the products and produce we need. For some of us, even gainful employment in our teens and beyond. I see the benefit to protecting this. Especially this year when shopping local has become more vital for other wider reasons. My local shop carried out some amazing initiatives to support the local elderly and vulnerable community during the last few months. It would be a shame if this sort of activity died away. I didn’t see Amazon delivering fresh vegetables for free in lockdown. 2. Direct from the buying nothing website. “The anarchy that ensues on Black Friday has now become an absurd dystopian phenomenon.” Yeah, agreed! We have all seen the scenes on the news. People being trampled on as they try to get into a major department store or retailer first. It makes me sad to watch these scenes. I think it is because it shows the desperation and greed that we all, as humans have. I don’t like it about myself or others. It’s a primal thing that comes from the need to provide. If you don’t win that fight and bring home the meat, your family dies. But this isn’t an essential Mammoth we are bringing home. It’s a new 4K TV. Let’s all try and put into perspective what we actually need. Maybe instead of buying a new electrical device or plastic child’s toy monstrosity, we can all try and focus on what matters. Our friends. Our family. Our health. 3. Ok, and let’s face it. Another huge reason this even exists is for everything, there is a counter thing. “I love this!” “I hate this!” “You must support this thing!” “This thing is evil and corrupt!” We live in a world of polarised and extreme opinions. Some love Black Friday, others hate it. Again, this is the gaming world all over. Just look at the release of Pendulum this year! I campaign for calm during these moments. There are loads of ok games. Solid 6 out of 10’s. They are not the best thing ever, nor are they the worst. This movement seems to exist simply because it can. They want us to stop as someone, somewhere wants us to stop everything we do. Maybe even trivial blogs for online board game rental sites. So, what does this all mean to you? Well nothing. You can carry on with your lives as you were before. Neither this movement, nor this piece, can dictate your life more than any other website or thing. It all feels a bit preachy to me. We are constantly being told what we can and can’t do. I get this issue and the support of local business’ is crucial. And I suppose this day and way is as good as any to highlight this important issue. But for me, I am not sure. People make their own choices. Just because they have a bit of fun on Black Friday doesn’t mean they wont then go to their local store the next day to buy something they actually need! A world of extremes! But this is the world we live in now. Everything is great or bad. For me, Black Friday is ok. I will have a look online and probably buy something I don’t really like or need, but I will feel excited when I buy it and a few days later when it turns up. And again, a few years later when I finally recycle it. That’s three moments of happiness during a year of pain for so many. I say, live and let live. Let people waste their time and money on Black Friday. Maybe the movement should be flipped. I say, everyone go online on Black Friday and buy all the useless junk you don’t need. This is the purge. Get it out your system and go nuts. Then for the rest of the year, ok sorry, let’s be realistic, the rest of the week, try and shop local. Support your local businesses. And put your phone down and be present in the moment. Actually watch that show you have on rather than see what Twitter thinks of it. Look the person you are talking to in the eye rather than scrolling through Instagram. Breathe in that smell of the coffee. Not every activity needs to be accompanied by the casual scrolling of a phone. Take care y’all and happy shopping. Or not, do whatever makes you happy!